Let’s be honest... you’re not getting 5 stars from anyone, least of all from me 😂
Buy this, and I’ll destroy your profile with a sc*thing, accurate, ego-crushing 1-star review. The kind that makes other girls smirk and instantly know exactly what kind of loser you are.
I can keep it short and humiliating, or I can write a detailed breakdown of every embarra**ing, pathetic trait you’ve shown me.
Either way, you’ll get what you deserve: public degradation that YOU paid for, carved into your profile for everyone to see.
If your c*ck twitches at the thought of being knocked flat in front of the whole platform then go on. Prove it 😈
5.00 USD 50
Available Add-ons
Highly Detailed Review A full, personalized breakdown of your flaws. Longer, harsher, deeper humiliation.
+10.00 USD
“Make It Sound Real” Version A believable, reputation-killing review written like I genuinely can’t stand you.
+5.00 USD
Deeper Cut Add extra cruelty to your review
+5.00 USD
Loser Tax A mandatory tribute for wasting my time by existing beneath me.
+5.00 USD
💸 Tip… Just Because No reason needed. You just should.
I may be new here, but I can already show you the ropes! 😉🪢
I'm Goddess Ariel, AKA the Petite Pretzel 🥨: Contortionist, Stripper, Pro Domme and your newest obsession.
🥰 Available for live calls every day 🥰
What I Offer:
❤️ Custom Photosets & Videos
🖤 Professional Premades (4K/UHD videos, pro quality photosets)
❤️ Domme Sessions (texting, audio & video calls)
🖤 Cuck Sessions (with my BBC husband)
❤️ s**ting
🖤 d*ck Ratings
❤️ Findom
🖤 Foot Fetish Content
❤️ Foot Worship
🖤 Humiliation/Degradation/Denial
❤️ Chastity
🖤 Censored Content
❤️ Sissy Sessions/Training/Tasks
🖤 CBT Tasks
❤️ B/G Content (Custom, Premade, Live Calls)
🖤 GFE
❤️ Professional Contortion, Stripper, Aerial, and Shibari Photosets
🖤 Used Lingerie, Stripper Heels, Panties, and more available *upon request*. I'm currently traveling around South America, so shipping will be different 🤷🏻♀️
🫦 About Me 🫦
💋 About Your Goddess:
• IRL Pro Domme since 18 — dungeon-trained & deadly sweet.
• Married to an Alpha BBC - @Jon_vs_Moloch. (Yes, I let you watch.)
• Petite. Flexible. Addictive.
• Las Vegas born, currently reigning from South America 🌎
• Size 7.5 feet — perfect for your worship.
• US 00 in everything 😝
• Fetish fluent, punishment creative.
• Contortionist/Performer by Day, Stripper/Dominatrix by Night. I wear a lot of hats
• 9 years of professional Shibari experience — I tie knots tighter than your wallet after a drain.
Fun Facts:
1. I've performed on stage with Snoop Dogg and other celebrities!
2. You might have seen me on TV! 👀
3. I'm a pretty big nerd (chess, LLMs, politics, science, you name it)
4. I'm also a pro photographer & videographer. (You may have noticed I'm a quality snob lmfao)