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Hey, I’m Jade Brooks — part-time goddess, full-time menace. I thrive on caffeine, compliments, and questionable life choices. Equal parts sa** and sparkle, I collect houseplants I can’t keep alive and selfies I’ll never post. I laugh like I’ve had wine (even when I haven’t), flirt like it’s a sport, and occasionally text back. If you’re into chaotic charm, spontaneous dance breaks, and someone who thinks pizza is a personality trait… congratulations, you’ve found your girl. 💋

FULL DAY WORN UNDIES- $75
FULL DAY WORN SOCKS- $75
DM FOR PERSONALIZED REQUESTS!

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