Happy Birthday Package: Panties, Cake Batter Cookies, And A Birthday Card

🏆 Top 10% of sellers Jan 2026🏆

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ALL PEOPLE WELCOME AND WANTED HERE ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Hello, welcome to one of my sl*tty internet corners! I’m Dahlia, a BBW on a health journey actively LARPing as a hot b**ch humping a pillow in between D&D sessions. I’m also a domme to the right subs when I’m not being a silly goose. 🪿 My domination style is generally strict but doting, as if my sub is beloved but well-trained dog. I can degrade and humiliate as well, but it’s typically in a backhanded manner laced with a not-so-genuine “compliment.”

⛓️ASPIRING SUB?⛓️
If you are interested in a long-term D/s dynamic please be aware that I don’t just take in any stray off the dash. You want a one-shot domination session until you c*m? Sure. But it takes a while for me to be open to dynamics lasting over a week. Most people just aren’t a good fit for me. Still, if you’d like to fill out the negotiation form, a fee of $15 applies. This is NOT a tribute. This is a preventative measure for the unserious applicants. I don’t desire tributes from subs that I do not know to be a good fit.

100% Owner
94% Voyeur
92% Dominant
92% Degrader
91% Exhibitionist
87% Experimentalist
84% Switch

💰GENERAL PRICING💰
💚 Panty or Thong: $30
💚 Any socks: $20
💚 Bras: $35 - $50
💚 Shorts, leggings, or pajamas: $35+
💚 Shoes: $40+
💚 Vials: 2 for $20
💚 Condoms: $45 (shipped frozen)
💚 ALL shipping in the US is free. Vacuum sealing and tracking info provided at no additional cost.
💜Custom Video: $5/min (3 minute purchase minimum)
💜Custom Audio: $3/min, (3 minute purchase minimum)
💜Custom Photo: $2.50/image (4 image minimum)
💜Custom Erotica: $10 per 500 words
💜Listings have deals available for certain digital content, such as video d*ck ratings!
🩷GFE: $50/day
🩷Wheels $5+
🩷Domme sessions: $30 per 30 min
🩷s**ting (NO DOMINATION): $20 per 30 min
🩷Roll for a**: $7.50+

💸 ADD ONS AVAILABLE FOR WEARS💸
❤️ Extra 24 hours of wear: $10 per unit until 72 hours added. Then $10 per additional unit (so a 5th day and upwards is $10)
❤️ Fetish friendly requests: DM for pricing for your specific request
❤️ Workout in wear: $15 (30 min workout)
❤️ Solo play in wear: $10
❤️ Creampie to panties (or anything else tbh, the sky is the limit): $25
❤️ Video in wear: $2.50/min
❤️ Extra photos in wear: $5 for 5

⚠️WARNINGS ABOUT ME⚠️
💙I find haggling to be disrespectful in general. If I don’t know you, don’t try it. If I do know you and find you to be generally respectful, proceed with caution.
💙I decline more business than I accept. If I cannot enjoy interacting with you I will likely decline the sale. This is not a reflection on you.
💙Do not attempt to establish any sale with me if you are under any sort of influence. I cannot confirm your consent or wellbeing and will not take advantage of that for a sale.

🛑HARD LIMITS🛑
CNC and Ageplay when combined- one is fine, but together I am uncomfortable
Emetophilia
Anything with questionable consent (ex: I will not degrade your partner in a custom when they don’t even know you’re on this site)
If you have an issue with the LGBT+ community or any other group feel free to free to move along

⭐OTHER FACTS⭐
-Married mother; if either of those bother you please find someone else
-Pet owner; be aware dogs and cats are in the home if you have an allergy to either
-Nonpuffr (sadly- missing Lady Nicotine daily LOL)
-Sober; I don't even really enjoy drinking much
-Grad student
-Social worker, but that's not an option in the dropdowns for professions