I Suck D*ck

Hello, I'm Lana. Early-forties. Married. Quietly confident. Super-duper sl*tty. Never-ever pushy.

What you’ll find here: POV content, worn clothing, underwear, socks and shoes (always freshly enjoyed), custom erotica written just for you, d*ck ratings & comparisons, intimate photo sets and custom requests available for purchase. More things will be added as I get to know All Things Worn.

LIKES & KINKS:
a** worship
Tights and hosiery, especially fishnets
Bratty power dynamics
POV content
Cuckold kink
Foot fetish
BDSM
Splosh / WAM - cake crushing…
Affectionate filth
Low-key humiliation (giving and taking)
Clever people who know how to talk and when to shut up

My style and general vibe: Hmm. Well, it’s all low-key, voyeuristic, amateur and deliberately unpolished. I love watching porn from the 1970s, and this is a style I like to try and emulate with the things I sell and the things I shoot. When I first met my husband I told him I had 1970s tits, and he said that was the best description for my whole deal. I love the curves, the big hair and the debauchery of that era, desp*te having never lived through it! I am a natural, curvaceous & soft middle-aged woman with a beautiful pu**y and a fat a**. Sometimes I shave, sometimes I let it all grow. I have a lot of tattoos and in particular am proud of my tattooed feet - if you're into foot fetish, they might be up your street. I've got pierced nipples and clit hood, too. Currently working on getting more of my body tattooed with a full body concept piece.

I’m not trying to please everyone. If you’re here, chances are you know exactly what you’re looking for. If you're unsure – watch for a while and strike up a conversation to see if we click. I am very friendly and open to dialogue to make sure we are compatible to work together. There is no kink shaming here, if I'm not into what you're into I will be polite and courteous. I am s** positive, GGG and would love to work with like-minded people. In particular, I love receiving praise, tributes and follow up photos to show me how much you enjoyed my listings. It makes it less like a transactional relationship - we both benefit from the exchange. I'm not just here for money, I get off on the reciprocal nature of things too.

A lot of things here are shot by my supremely hot husband, but directed by me. I love to let him watch. Hopefully you will be able to see the love and care between us, as well as the filthiness. You will always be talking to me in messages - but from time-to-time, Mr. Lovall likes to 'lend a hand' in photos and films, so to speak. He can be as involved as you like, or not at all. I respect people’s boundaries, so will be working with your preferences always, and I expect the same in return.

Let's get to know each other a little more…

ME: Lana
Age: 41
Gender: Female
s**uality: Pans**ual
s**ual Preference: Switch (bratty sub, stern domme)
Body: UK size 16/18 - curvy & strong
Height: 5’10” (178 cm)
Bra size: 38/C
Knicker size: 16
Shoe size: UK 7/8 / EU 41/42
Hair: Long, dark, curly (with a fair few greys now too)
Eyes: Blue
Location: UK-based (post to UK & EU only)

I am a quiet, reserved person in my day-to-day life but I am extremely confident/extroverted and sl*tty in my private life, and like to keep the two pretty separate. Hobbies include singing in a band, enjoying video games (favourite game of all time is Animal Crossing, don't judge), hiking / camping / the outdoors are good for my soul. Am really into reading and learning new skills: currently learning to lino print. I love animals and have two insane cats who make me very happy. I work in a high pressure job and enjoy unwinding by exploring my s**ual interests in a multitude of ways.

WHAT I OFFER:
// POV Content
Intimate, voyeur-style photosets
Full sets (5–10 images) or teaser sets available
Limited-edition explicit mini-sets
Polaroid picture sets
Custom sets - let's talk :)

// Worn Clothing
Knickers, tights, socks, sleepwear
Freshly worn & sealed
Add-ons available: exercise wear, longer wear, perfume, etc.
Bundles with matching photosets available
Requests for custom items considered

// Custom Erotic Fiction
You send a brief outline, I write the story
300 / 750 / 1500 word tiers
Add-on: voice note reading

// d*ck Ratings & d*ck Comparisons
Basic (1–2 lines), Detailed (paragraph), or voice note
Choose: soft praise, cheeky sa**, or humiliating honesty
Side-by-side comparisons with you and Mr Lovall

// Voice Notes
Custom phrases or tone requests accepted
Flirty, bratty, teasing or instructional - tell me what you'd like and I will try to accommodate.

SHIPPING, PAYMENT & BOUNDARIES:
✔ All items sealed for freshness.
✔ Posted via Royal Mail, InPost or Evri (all tracked).
✔ Postage to UK & EU only.
✔ Payments via Kink Coins, Gift Cards, Revolut (please ask for my link) or Throne (https://throne.com/la**lovall)
✖ No payment = no order.
✖ No refunds = choose carefully & discuss with me.
✖ Content is mine. Save or share without permission and I will disappear completely.
✖ I am a professional with a full time job, please respect my time.
✖ Off-site chat is available only once trust is established (it will take a lot of careful consideration to reach this stage, please don't be pushy).
✖ Although I’ve selected ‘will not show face’ I will consider showing my face once rapport and trust has been built, but it is not a given and only a very special type of buyer will achieve this with me.

If you have read all of this, thank you. Hope you found it enlightening. Drop me a message if you think we have common ground, I would love to hear from you.