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Welcome, my name is Noodles and I work long hours in hot weather, which means I stay super active and naturally build up plenty of sweat (usually 16 HOUR SHIFTS IN 100° weather, 70°-90° humidity)🥵🥵
I am also an active person, usually clocking in around 20K steps each day, absolutely drenched in sweat just a few hours in.

😊If you’d like a light worn piece please book me for a Wednesday my day off😊

Please reach out to me if there’s something I can help you with, the pleasure is always mine but I’m a bit shy and probably won’t message you first 🥺🫣

Me in a few words:
DD⭐️LG⭐️
Brat
People pleaser
ABDL(no diapers(yet?))
Mommy (no kids! fur babies)
Soft dom
420 baddie / Cali sober!!(please don’t ask me to drink for any kind of content)
Dog treat enthusiast!

❌allergy warnings below❌
I work with all animals, I lint roll and carefully inspect every package sent out but if you have contact allergies for dogs, cats, chickens, pigs, goats, or even rats or squirrels I cannot guarantee it be dander free!

My most popular items currently:
SOCKS! 🧦
(These have been booked every day since I’ve been on ATW so far) so get on my calendar immediately if you want socks!
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ALL SOCKS ARE WORN IN SHOE ONLY AND DO NOT TOUCH THE FLOOR UNLESS SPECIFICALLY ASKED OTHERWISE
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Check out my shop for many options.
Socks opening up for wear 12/10💋

Custom videos! 🎥
Custom videos range from between $5-$10/1min depending on kink level!!
Feet: $5 a min
Solo masturbstion: $7min (5/$35 ⭐️)
Kinkier stuff: $10/1min (this includes videos shot in my backyard that include full nudity)

**ALL CUSTOM VIDEO ORDERS ARE A 2-3 DAY TURN AROUND TIME UNLESS SPECIFIED OTHERWISE**

I always book TWO custom slots for Wednesday my only day off. Message me to get in now or see me spam the dash!🤭

Payment methods:
Cashapp
Paypal
Apple Pay
Amazon gift card
Kink coins(for premade content or sometimes other thing just ask!!)
Throne
Dog toys

Amazon wishlist :
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1CE55GO2JAFM7?ref_=wl_share

HARD NO’S:
Race play!
🦈 items or anything in that department I don’t have one!!
Couples content
Extended panty wears over 3 days
pu**y pops(will do other places)
VIDEO CALLS(MUTUAL MASTURBATION) ❌
*I’m on medication that makes me prone to infection and reserve the right to decline anything that’ll put my health at risk!*

Video calls for other things such as sp*tting food, foot ignore, ignore, shower calls are okay!✅

Shipping included in the US
gift wrapped and placed in:
Discreet bubble mailer shipped from
“ The Noodle Company “
OR
Alternative fancy packaging for those who aren’t so discreet 🤭🤭

International shipping available please message me to get an estimate.

No refunds!!!! Unless a goat somehow opens your mailbox and eats your package then maybe we can talk.