They’ve been stared at, screenshotted, and simped over… but have they been reviewed?
Now’s your chance. For a small fee (because duh), you get exclusive permission to leave your official review of my tits right here on ATW.
🍒 Be sweet, be creative, be weird; I read them all
🍒 Bonus points for poetry or absurd metaphors
🍒 Yes, it’s a flex to say you paid to rate them
🍒 No, you don’t get to see more; this is interactive vanity, not amateur hour
Buy it. Write it. Immortalize your opinion next to others who made the smart choice.
Let the girls know how they’re doing. They’re sensitive. (But also kind of icons.)
ℹ️ 22 November 2025
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