Tell me your favourite sweet and let me ruin them for you.
Maybe forever.
Who knows.
Small bag, big bag, little individual sweets or one giant gummy snake it makes no difference to me, they’ll all get it & get it in abundance.
Immediately vacuum sealed after completion and sent in packaging so discrete you could collect it from a church with confidence.
Want to see the process in 5 photos? That add on is available.
Want a 5 minute mini movie showing your selected sweet(s) plight and destruction created by an experienced creative director who’s got a great d*ck and is really modest? That add on is also available.
As always, price reflects quality and service.
20.00 GBP 268
Available Add-ons
Photo proof add on. 5 x photos of the process.
+10.00 GBP
Video proof add on. 1 x 5 Minute video of your sweets being ruined
+25.00 GBP
Add-ons are only available with "Buy It Now" purchases. Contact the seller to discuss add-ons for custom orders.
6 foot 2”.
Very tattooed.
Bearded.
Long haired.
Good (tattooed) d*ck.
Straight.
Smart.
Witty.
Dominant.
Experienced.
Creative, a**ertive & perverted.
I’m the lucky m*therf**ker that shares a wild (& sl*tty) life with Lana and I’m very happy to wind you up & show you what our particular brand of magic encompa**es.
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I’m well versed & experienced in a whole bunch of different dynamics, kinks and fetishes from living (& filming) the sl*tty high life with my wife for the last ten years.
I put a lot of time & effort into the details.
I will never rest my phone on a dresser facing a window while I shoot a s** scene with Lana in one unenthusiastic position for 3 minutes.
If you like being ripped off there are pro’s who specialise in that.
I specialise in showing you exactly what you want* but will never get to have.
*In perfect frame & lighting, colour graded and edited because I’m the coolest pornographer you’ve never seen.
We’re experienced enough to know that these things are not a one size fits all situation. Themes, desires, reasonings and dynamics will differ from perv to perv and we will always chat beforehand to figure out what’s best for you.
I cater to the dominant and the submissive.
One I share with, one I deny, both I enjoy.
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My SOLO services extend, but are not limited to:
✅ d*ck Pics
✅ J.O Videos
✅ Used Underwear
✅ Worn shoes
✅ d*ck Rates
✅ SPH
✅ Censor Porn Content
✅ Cuckolding
✅ Beta Training
✅ c*ck Worship Training
✅ Submissive Training
✅ Sub Tasks
✅ Solo Custom photos & Videos
All customisable and themed to your preferences.
I DO NOT:
❌ Show face (Unless you pa** the rapport, vibe and trust test & never straight away)
❌ Show bare feet.
❌ f**k shoes.
❌ Like being called D*ddy.
❌ Use homophobic slurs.
❌ Do toilet, family, race play or taboo content.
❌ Suffer fools, the rude, or allow mine or Lana’s time to be wasted.
❌ Use ChatGPT/Ai.
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DM’s are open for enquiries.
Always happy to take the lead, hold hands, wingman, converse, encourage and rea**ure.
Want me to come and check your bio out and see what we can do for you?
Send me any emoji and wait patiently.