About Grumpyunicornuk
The kind of girl who looks laid-back on the outside but enjoys a little secret under her clothes. Tomboy energy with a soft spot for lace and anything that makes me feel quietly confident.
Outgoing when it counts, introverted when it suits me and I’ve been told my sense of humour is equal parts cheeky and dangerous. I love good conversation, a bit of teasing and everything that comes from curiosity. I love discovering what makes people tick.
Everything I sell has a story behind it — a moment, a mood, a memory. I’m an open book but I’m not about over-sharing; I like to leave a little to the imagination. You’ll get 80% of me here…that last 20% is what keeps things interesting.
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