You Cream, I Cream, We All Cream For Ice Cream - Buy Lana An Ice Cream

Hello, I'm Lana. I’m competent, intelligent, and filthy AF. The real deal. Not the paint-on/wash-off glossy image. You need a Domme? A sub? A switch? A brat? A sl*t? A cuckoldress b**ch? A raw, and I do mean raw, toy you can direct? A cla**ic look porn star you and your best friend would love to DP? Check. Oh. And I love being watched, directed, and obscenely praised. You know. Worshipped. That’s where you come in. Make me drip, and I’ll make it worth the trip.

Buyer comments:
💬 “d*ck destroyer, delightful diversion, divine derrière”.
💬 “A s**y fairy godmother? c*ck worshipper? Kink connoisseur? s** professor? Muse?”
💬 “You simultaneously have become both hotter and cooler in full defiance of the laws of thermodynamics”.
💬 “f**k me you're hot”.
💬 “Argh. Just shove my head in there and glaze my face”.

What you’ll find here: POV content, worn clothing, underwear, hosiery, socks and shoes (always freshly enjoyed), custom erotica written just for you, d*ck ratings & comparisons, intimate photo sets, custom videos, experiences and other custom requests available for purchase. I have a sense for the surreal and love to explore kink in unusual and surprising ways.

Let's get to know each other...

KINKS
a** worship
BDSM (impact play, rope play, sensory deprivation)
Bratty power dynamics
Breeding
Cuckold kink
Low-key humiliation (giving and taking)
POV content
pi*sing
Role play
Splosh / WAM
Voyeurism & exhibitionism

FETISHES
Ankle socks
Casual underwear
Fancy lingerie
Foot fetish
Heels
Knee high socks
Sneakers
Thigh high socks
Tights and hosiery, especially fishnets

LIKES
Affectionate filth
Big d*cks (SIZE QUEEN)
Clever people who know how to talk and when to shut up

ME: Lana
Age: 41
Gender: Female
s**uality: Pans**ual
s**ual Preference: Switch (bratty sub, soft Domme)
Body: UK size 16/18 - curvy & strong
Height: 5’10” (178 cm)
Bra size: 38/C
Knicker size: 16
Shoe size: UK 7/8 / EU 41/42
Hair: Long, dark, curly (with a fair few greys now too)
Eyes: Blue (and I wear gla**es - round gold ones, if that matters)
Location: United Kingdom

Notes:
- Tips via Kink Coins, Revolut, Throne (throne.com/la**lovall) or Gift Cards are welcomed and encouraged.
- If you are a sub you are welcome to contact me, a tribute of £10 will be payable to show willing and seriousness.
- I do not speak to owned subs.

My style and general vibe: Hmm. Well, it’s all low-key, voyeuristic, amateur and deliberately unpolished. I love watching porn from the 1970s, and this is a style I like to try and emulate with the things I sell and the things I shoot. When I first met my husband I told him I had 1970s tits, and he said that was the best description for my whole deal. I love the curves, the big hair and the debauchery of that era, desp*te having never lived through it! I am a natural, curvaceous & soft middle-aged woman with a beautiful pu**y and a fat a**. Sometimes I shave, sometimes I let it all grow. I have a lot of tattoos and in particular am proud of my tattooed feet - if you're into foot fetish, they might be up your street. I've got pierced nipples and clit hood, too. Currently working on getting more of my body tattooed with a full body concept piece.

I’m not trying to please everyone. If you’re here, chances are you know exactly what you’re looking for. If you're unsure – watch for a while and strike up a conversation to see if we click. I am very friendly and open to dialogue to make sure we are compatible to work together. There is no kink shaming here, if I'm not into what you're into I will be polite and courteous. I am s** positive, GGG and would love to work with like-minded people. In particular, I love receiving praise, tributes and follow up photos to show me how much you enjoyed my listings. It makes it less like a transactional relationship - we both benefit from the exchange. I get off on the reciprocal nature of things too.

My supremely hot husband @MrLovall is also on ATW, and we can work together or separately to make s**ual magic. A lot of things here are shot with his help, but directed by me. Hopefully you will be able to see the love and care between us, as well as the filthiness. He can be as involved as you like, or not at all. I respect people’s boundaries, so will be working with your preferences, and I expect the same respect in return.

I am a quiet, reserved person in my day-to-day life but I am extremely confident/extroverted and sl*tty in my private life, and like to keep the two pretty separate. Hobbies include singing in a band, enjoying video games (favourite game of all time is Animal Crossing, don't judge), hiking / camping / the outdoors are good for my soul. Am really into reading and learning new skills: currently learning to lino print. I love animals and have two insane cats who make me very happy. I work in a high pressure job and enjoy unwinding by exploring my s**ual interests in a multitude of ways.

INFO, SHIPPING, PAYMENT & BOUNDARIES:
✔ All worn items vacuumed sealed for freshness.
✔ Discreet, plain, secure packaging.
✔ Posted via Royal Mail or InPost (all tracked).
✔ Postage worldwide (have sent to: 🇳🇱 🇮🇪 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇩🇪)
✔ Any customs charges are the buyer's responsibility.
✔ Payments in order of preference: Kink Coins, Revolut, Throne (throne.com/la**lovall) or Gift Cards.
✔ Custom content such as videos and photos, please allow 24-48 hours for delivery (sometimes longer if really elaborate).
✔ Please note I have two cats, please bear this in mind if you have an allergy.

✖ No race play.
✖ No homophobia, transphobia or racism.
✖ No taboo play (hate that I have to specify this: race, family, animals, necro, age etc).
✖ No bl00d or sc@t content.
✖ No I won't eat your c*m, but thanks for asking.
✖ No IRL meet ups.
✖ No video calls unless we have an established relationship first.
✖ No payment = no order.
✖ Refunds = choose carefully & discuss with me. I will always refund if I am unable to fulfil an order, and will always try to help with lost parcels to make things right - but if you change your mind I will not be refunding you.
✖ Content is mine. Save or share without permission and I will take legal action.
✖ I am a professional with a full time job, please respect my time and I will respect yours.
✖ Off-site chat is available only once an order is place.
✖ I will show my face once rapport and trust has been built, but it is not a given and I like to get a feel for a buyer before deciding this.

If you have read all of this, thank you. Hope you found it enlightening. Drop me a message if you think we have common ground, I would love to hear from you.

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